Kids Jokes with Puns
why did Mickey mouse go to outer space?
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Because he wanted to see Pluto
Q: What has a head, a tail, and no body?
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A: A coin!
Why do some football players never sweat?
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Because of all their fans!
Where can u find an ocean with no water?
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On a Map
It's round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?
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A watch
teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
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student: A polar bear and his wife
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
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To measure how long he slept!
Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?
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A.Because she was going to high school!
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
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A: to draw the curtains!
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
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A: A zebra with a drumkit.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
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Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
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A.take the s out!
why did Mickey mouse go to outer space?
.
Because he wanted to see Pluto
Q: What has a head, a tail, and no body?
.
A: A coin!
Why do some football players never sweat?
.
Because of all their fans!
Where can u find an ocean with no water?
.
On a Map
It's round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?
.
A watch
teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
.
student: A polar bear and his wife
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
.
To measure how long he slept!
Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?
.
A.Because she was going to high school!
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
.
A: to draw the curtains!
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
.
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
.
A.take the s out!
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